Author Archives: Aaron


Aaron Kheifets is a comedian, writer and director. He is a contributing writer for the Onion News Network and is one half of the sketch group Classy. His writing and direction has been seen on Comedy Central, and he wrote and executive produced Side Effects, which won Audience Choice at the New York 48 Hour Film Festival. He also runs A-Side/B-Side at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater. Other credits include the MTV, College Humor TV, Sketchfest NYC, and the cult phenomenon Mortified. Still, his finest moment was becoming a finalist for Playboy’s Mustache of the Year.

[Onion] DHS Uncovers Massive Plot To Immigrate Here, Establish Multi-Generation Families, Influence Policy Through Voting


[Cracked] Various Posts

Here are some things I’ve written for 7 Things The Garfield Movie Got Completely Wrong Miracles Don’t Prove God’s Existence, This Awful Stuff Does Why Trump Thought He Could Strong-Arm ‘Morning Joe’ Why Putin’s Half-Assed Lies Are An Insult To The Rest Of Us 5 ‘Vintage’ Items That Are Hugely Overrated Why Everyone Is […]


GQ: Tindering Around the World!

Me and my buds Dan Silver and Dan Fox are nice Jewish boys on Tinder: Watch this video on The Scene.


Spanglish the Webseries

Some great friends and I made a webseries called Spanglish and we’re pleased as punch. You can find all the episodes and play all the games at Here’s the first one: