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Aaron Kheifets is a comedian, writer and director. He is a contributing writer for the Onion News Network and is one half of the sketch group Classy. His writing and direction has been seen on Comedy Central, and he wrote and executive produced Side Effects, which won Audience Choice at the New York 48 Hour Film Festival. He also runs A-Side/B-Side at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater. Other credits include the MTV, College Humor TV, Sketchfest NYC, and the cult phenomenon Mortified. Still, his finest moment was becoming a finalist for Playboy’s Mustache of the Year.

[Cracked] Various Posts

Here are some things I’ve written for Cracked.com 7 Things The Garfield Movie Got Completely Wrong Miracles Don’t Prove God’s Existence, This Awful Stuff Does Why Trump Thought He Could Strong-Arm ‘Morning Joe’ Why Putin’s Half-Assed Lies Are An Insult To The Rest Of Us 5 ‘Vintage’ Items That Are Hugely Overrated Why Everyone Is […]


[Someecards] various posts

I wrote a bunch of internet stuff things for Someecards. Enjoy! This model’s Instagram account is full of photos of her piece of sh*t boyfriend. An entire airplane sh*t on this girl’s sweet 16. What an honest resignation letter to your crappy boss would look like. David Hasselhof uses up the Internet’s remaining 80s nostalgia […]


[College Humor] TV Medical Flowchart


[WSJ] Toil and Trouble in Delaware

An article I wrote for the WSJ way back when. http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704129204575505741624774842